If The Rain Comes They Run And Hide Their Heads. They Might As Well Be Dead, If The Rain Comes, If The Rain Comes. When The Sun Shines They Slip Into The Shade, And Sip Their Lemonade, When The Sun Shines, When The Sun S.. Read »

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The Best Things In Life Are Free But You Can Keep Them For The Birds And Bees Now Give Me Money That's What I Want That's What I Want, Yeah That's What I Want You're Lovin' Gives Me A Thrill But You're Lovin' Don't P.. Read »

The Best Things In Life Are Free But You Can Keep Them For The Birds And Bees Now Give Me Money That's What I Want That's What I Want, Yeah That's What I Want You're Lovin' Gives Me A Thrill But You're Lovin' Don't P.. Read »

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Deep Down In Louisianna Close To New Orleans, Way Back Up In The Woods Among The Evergreens, There Stand A Country Cabin Made Of Clay And Wood, Where Lives A Young Country Boy Named Johnny B.goode, He Never Ever Learn.. Read »

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