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Mean Mister Mustard Sleeps In The Park Shaves In The Dark Trying To Save Paper Sleeps In A Hole In The Road Saving Up To Buy Some Clothes Keeps A Ten-bob Note Up His Nose Such A Mean Old Man Such A Mean Old Man His S.. Read »

Joan Was Quizzical, Studied Metaphysical Science In The Home Late Nights All Alone With A Test-tube Ohh-oh-oh-oh... Maxwell Edison Majoring In Medicine Calls Her On The Phone "can I Take You Out To The Pictures Joa-oa-.. Read »

I Said I'm Sitting Here Watching Matchbox Hole In My Clothes I Said I'm Sitting Here Wondering Matchbox Hole In My Clothes I Ain't Got No Matches But I Sure Got A Long Way To Go I'm An Old Poor Boy I'm A Long Way Fro.. Read »

Martha My Dear Though I Spend Days In Conversation Please Remember Me Martha My Love Don't Forget Me Martha My Dear Hold You Head Up You Silly Girl Look What You've Done When You Find Yourself In The Thick Of It Hel.. Read »

She Wrote Me Only One Sad Night, Told Me She's No Longer Mine. Sue Sue Mailman, That Will Do For Sometime. Mailman, Bring Me No More Blues. Mailman, Bring Me No More Blues. One More Heartache Is All I Can Use. Mailm.. Read »

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Oh, Dirty Maggie Mae They Have Taken Her Away And She'll Never Walk Down Lime Street Anymore Oh, The Judge She Guilty Found Her Of Robbing The Homeward Bounder Dirty No Good Robbin' Maggie Mae It's The Part Of Live.. Read »

Picture Yourself In A Boat On A River, With Tangerine Trees And Marmalade Skies Somebody Calls You, You Answer Quite Slowly, A Girl With Kaleidoscope Eyes. Cellophane Flowers Of Yellow And Green, Towering Over Your Hea.. Read »

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