I Once Had A Girl,
Or Should I Say, She Once Had Me.
She Showed Me Her Room,
Isn't It Good, Norwegian Wood?

She Asked Me To Say And She Told Me To Sit Anywhere.
So I Look Around And I Noticed There Wasn't A Chair.

I Sat On A Rog,
Biding My Time, Drinking Her Wine.
We Talked Untill Two
And Then She Said,
"it's Time For Bed."

She Told Me She Worked In The Morning And Started To Laugh.
I Told Her I Didn't And Crawled Off To Sleep In The Bath.

And When I Awoke,
I Was Alone, This Bird Had Flown;
So I Lit A Fire,
Isn't It Good, Norwegian Wood?