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Please, Sir Or Madam, Can You Read My Book?
It Took Me Years To Write, Will You Take A Look?
It's Based On A Novel By A Man Named Near
And I Need A Job, So I Want To Be A Paperback Writer,

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It's A Dirty Story Of A Dirty Man
And His Clinging Wife Doesn't Understand
His Son Is Working For The Daily Mail
It's A Steady Job, But He Wants To Be A Paperback Writer,

Paperback Writer!

Paperback Writer
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It's A Thousand Acres, Will You Take A Few?
I'll Be Writing More In A Week Or Two
I Can Make It Longer If You Like The Style
I Can Change It 'round, But I Want To Be A Paperback Writer,

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If You Really Like It, You Can Have The Right
You Can Make A Million Almost Overnight
If You Must Pretend, You Can Send It In
But I Need A Break, And I Want To Be A Paperback Writer,

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