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We All Know Life Can Get Hectic But If You Live In The Second, You Exist In The Present And That's How You Stay Connected Go Through Good Times And Hardships And If You Learn To Accept It And Know That Every Struggle In.. Read »

They Say Boys Don't Cry But Your Dad Has Shed A Lot Of Tears They Say I Should Be A Strong Man But Baby, I'm Still Filled With Fear Sometimes I Don't Know Who I Am Sometimes I Question Why I'm Here I Just Wanna Be A Goo.. Read »

Everything Is Gold, Everything Is Equal Posted On The Porch Just Chillin', Me And My People Eyelids Closed, Gold Sun Shines On The World’s Coated In The Gold Krylon Yea, And These Days Days Days They Never Run Away.. Read »

Ladies And Gentleman, My Name Is Macklemore, This Is My Music And It Feels So Damn Good Right About Now. Check It I Got A Story, Yo It Goes A Little Something Like... When I Was 17 I Was Staying In Nyc And My Homie Told M.. Read »

I Swear I've Been Here Before, There's A War In My Heart, Inside My Chest Is A Thorn It's Been Torn From The Start, The Picture Painted Is Warped, The Hearts Aching And Scarred, Music's The Band-aid I'm Too Afraid To Take.. Read »

Fill My Lungs Up, Pour My Heart Out, Peel My Bones Away Grab My Window, Shut My Shutters, Excavate My Pain If I Could Read The World My Notebook And These Thoughts In It Would They Judge Me Or Love Me For What I've Writt.. Read »

I Challenge You To A Dance Off Hands Off, No Trash Talk, No Back Walk On The Black Top, Just Me, You, That's All No Cat Calls, No Tag Teams, No Mascots Right Now, Dance Off Get Down The Floor Get Down The, Get Down The.. Read »

If It Ain't Fresh Then You Ain't Gettin' Play In My Tape Deck Way Back, I Used To Rock The Hat With The Suede Strap At Abc's Bought My Food From The Arabs Played Craps On Corners Where The Og's Slang At Cross Colors I'm T.. Read »

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