And She's Like, Can You Undo My Bra Strap? I Try To Play It Cool, In My Head I'm Like, Aw Yeah! Then She's Like I'm Tired And I'm Like Aw, Man I Was 'bout To Crush The Coochie Like A Tall Can Cause My Girl's Thick, She Go.. Read »

I Think Happiness Went The Other Way Sometimes You Just Have To Wait I Never Believed In God But Things Got So Fucked Up That I Had To Pray I Used To Steal My Daddy's Cabernet Never Thought It Would Turn Into A Rattlesn.. Read »

Ladies And Gentlemen Introducing, The Penis Song. (oh No He Didn't) (honk A Dick) This Is My Penis Song I Wish That I Had A Bigger Shlong One That Was Quite A Bit More Thick And Way More Long One Of Those Porno King.. Read »

Aha Uhm 1-2 [verse 1: Macklemore] Round Here They Sing Broken Hymns They Prayers Flow Better When They're Soaked In Gin The Amp's Dusty And Sits In The Corner By Bartender That’ll Pickpocket Your Heart And A J.. Read »

Washing Out Cigarettes In The Bathroom Should Probably Only Give My Opinion When I'm Asked To I'm Really Good At Giving The Half Truth But Usually Only When I Have To The Money Doesn't Work, The Chain Doesn't Work Somethi.. Read »

[verse 1] Now, This Is My Job, I Will Not Quit It Pulled Me Out The Depths When I Thought That I Was Finished Yeah I Questioned If I Could Go The Distance That's Just The Work, Regardless Of Who's Listening, Listening Li.. Read »

I Don't Know Why But It's Like I Can't Stay Quiet This Is My Voice I Can't Let It Die Inside Me See I'll Be Scared If There Wasn't A Riot Pushin And Pullin, Grabbin Some Hair, Pukin And Fuckin Up The Sidewalk This Batt.. Read »

Last Night The Sky's Turned Purple And Past Lives In Light Tunnels Light Tunnels In The Back Of A Town Car, Staring At Myself In A Tux Maneuvering Through The People Out Front Police Barricade, Orange Cones And We're S.. Read »

Still Trying To Figure Out What I Find Comforting And Who's Gonna Take Account For All This Suffering? It's Not Always Gloomy I'm Assuming If You Sing Too, It Might Give Me The Power To Wake Up Again Let's Be Honest, It's.. Read »

We All Know Life Can Get Hectic But If You Live In The Second, You Exist In The Present And That's How You Stay Connected Go Through Good Times And Hardships And If You Learn To Accept It And Know That Every Struggle In.. Read »