Those 3 Plus Years, I Was So Proud Of And I Threw 'em All Away For 2 Styrofoam Cups The Irony, Everyone Will Think That He Lied To Me Made My Sobriety So Public, There’s No Fuckin’ Privacy If I Don’t Tal.. Read »

And She's Like, Can You Undo My Bra Strap? I Try To Play It Cool, In My Head I'm Like, Aw Yeah! Then She's Like I'm Tired And I'm Like Aw, Man I Was 'bout To Crush The Coochie Like A Tall Can Cause My Girl's Thick, She Go.. Read »

Ladies And Gentlemen Introducing, The Penis Song. (oh No He Didn't) (honk A Dick) This Is My Penis Song I Wish That I Had A Bigger Shlong One That Was Quite A Bit More Thick And Way More Long One Of Those Porno King.. Read »

He Rolled Up, Asked Him What He Was Sippin' On He Said Lean, You Want To Hit It, Dawg? That's The Same Stuff Weezy's Sippin' Huh? And Tons Of Other Rappers That Be Spittin' Hard Yup Yup Five A Bone When He Passed Him Th.. Read »

[verse 1: Geologic] Now We Live From The Side Of The Last Of The Four Corners Just Short Of The Northern International Border Was Born A Town Upon The Pond That All The People Call The Sound It's Time To Call 'em Out, You.. Read »

This Is My Language Check It Out, Ya The Risk Of Blunderin' To Rep In Front Of A Couple A Hundred Kids Knowin' My Licks Is Humblin' Spit The Struggle Of An Addict To Puff In Them Swisher Split But The Light That Was Li.. Read »

My Troubles Test Me On The Daily They Say That Only God Can Save Me I Think I'm Slowly Going Under But I Won't Ever Tell My Bother And Now I Wonder Where's The Good Gone? 'cause I Can't Find No Miracles 'til I Go Home O.. Read »

Yo, I'm Gettin Older Now 23 Years Old And Half Of Me Just Wants To Make The Move And Go And Settle Down The Other Half's Like, "hell No, You Better Mess Around. Don't Let Me Down, Especially When You Got An Album Comin' Ou.. Read »

I Don't Know Why But It's Like I Can't Stay Quiet This Is My Voice I Can't Let It Die Inside Me See I'll Be Scared If There Wasn't A Riot Pushin And Pullin, Grabbin Some Hair, Pukin And Fuckin Up The Sidewalk This Batt.. Read »

Last Night The Sky's Turned Purple And Past Lives In Light Tunnels Light Tunnels In The Back Of A Town Car, Staring At Myself In A Tux Maneuvering Through The People Out Front Police Barricade, Orange Cones And We're S.. Read »