Those 3 Plus Years, I Was So Proud Of And I Threw 'em All Away For 2 Styrofoam Cups The Irony, Everyone Will Think That He Lied To Me Made My Sobriety So Public, There’s No Fuckin’ Privacy If I Don’t Tal.. Read »

And She's Like, Can You Undo My Bra Strap? I Try To Play It Cool, In My Head I'm Like, Aw Yeah! Then She's Like I'm Tired And I'm Like Aw, Man I Was 'bout To Crush The Coochie Like A Tall Can Cause My Girl's Thick, She Go.. Read »

When I Was In The Third Grade I Thought That I Was Gay 'cause I Could Draw, My Uncle Was, And I Kept My Room Straight I Told My Mom Tears Rushing Down My Face She’s Like “ben You've Loved Girls Since Before Pre.. Read »

Ladies And Gentlemen Introducing, The Penis Song. (oh No He Didn't) (honk A Dick) This Is My Penis Song I Wish That I Had A Bigger Shlong One That Was Quite A Bit More Thick And Way More Long One Of Those Porno King.. Read »

Yo, Remember High School? With That Dude Who Thought He Was So Cool Walking Around Like Everybody Should Know Who, He Is Like He Was Some Superstar In The Biz Just Because He Had A Japanese Car And Some Rims It's Silly A.. Read »

We Got That Bad Love, But It Taste Like Medicine I Never Had Love, So I Learned To Settle Quick I Guess I Never Thought I'd Have To Choose Between Paradise And You I Still Creep On Your 'gram, Oh See You With You And Y.. Read »

He Rolled Up, Asked Him What He Was Sippin' On He Said Lean, You Want To Hit It, Dawg? That's The Same Stuff Weezy's Sippin' Huh? And Tons Of Other Rappers That Be Spittin' Hard Yup Yup Five A Bone When He Passed Him Th.. Read »

[verse 1: Geologic] Now We Live From The Side Of The Last Of The Four Corners Just Short Of The Northern International Border Was Born A Town Upon The Pond That All The People Call The Sound It's Time To Call 'em Out, You.. Read »

Washing Out Cigarettes In The Bathroom Should Probably Only Give My Opinion When I'm Asked To I'm Really Good At Giving The Half Truth But Usually Only When I Have To The Money Doesn't Work, The Chain Doesn't Work Somethi.. Read »

This Is My Language Check It Out, Ya The Risk Of Blunderin' To Rep In Front Of A Couple A Hundred Kids Knowin' My Licks Is Humblin' Spit The Struggle Of An Addict To Puff In Them Swisher Split But The Light That Was Li.. Read »