Mean Mister Mustard Sleeps In The Park Shaves In The Dark Trying To Save Paper Sleeps In A Hole In The Road Saving Up To Buy Some Clothes Keeps A Ten-bob Note Up His Nose Such A Mean Old Man Such A Mean Old Man His S.. Read »

Joan Was Quizzical, Studied Metaphysical Science In The Home Late Nights All Alone With A Test-tube Ohh-oh-oh-oh... Maxwell Edison Majoring In Medicine Calls Her On The Phone "can I Take You Out To The Pictures Joa-oa-.. Read »

I Said I'm Sitting Here Watching Matchbox Hole In My Clothes I Said I'm Sitting Here Wondering Matchbox Hole In My Clothes I Ain't Got No Matches But I Sure Got A Long Way To Go I'm An Old Poor Boy I'm A Long Way Fro.. Read »

She Wrote Me Only One Sad Night, Told Me She's No Longer Mine. Sue Sue Mailman, That Will Do For Sometime. Mailman, Bring Me No More Blues. Mailman, Bring Me No More Blues. One More Heartache Is All I Can Use. Mailm.. Read »

Oh, Dirty Maggie Mae They Have Taken Her Away And She'll Never Walk Down Lime Street Anymore Oh, The Judge She Guilty Found Her Of Robbing The Homeward Bounder Dirty No Good Robbin' Maggie Mae It's The Part Of Live.. Read »

Picture Yourself In A Boat On A River, With Tangerine Trees And Marmalade Skies Somebody Calls You, You Answer Quite Slowly, A Girl With Kaleidoscope Eyes. Cellophane Flowers Of Yellow And Green, Towering Over Your Hea.. Read »

Lovely Rita Meter Maid Nothing Can Come Between Us When It Gets Dark I Tow Your Heart Away Standing By A Parking Meter When I Caught A Glimpse Of Rita Filling In A Ticket In Her Little White Book In A Cap She Looked M.. Read »

Each Day Just Goes So Fast I Turn Around, It's Past You Don't Get Time To Hang A Sign On Me Love Me While You Can Before I'm A Dead Old Man A Life Time Is So Short A New One Can't Be Bought But What You've Got Means.. Read »

Lee Peters: But Now, John Has His Work Cut Out On The Next One, As He Takes His Guitar On And Off His Neck And Pulls The Harmonica In And Out Of His Face. John: Harp. It's A Harp. Lee: What? Harp? John: The Harp. 'cause I'.. Read »

I'm Gonna Tell Aunt Mary 'bout Uncle John He Said He Had The Misery But He Got A Lot Of Fun Baby, Yeah Now Baby Woo Baby, Some Fun Tonight I Saw Uncle John With Long Tall Sally He Saw Aunt Mary Comin' And He Ducked Bac.. Read »