I Think Happiness Went The Other Way Sometimes You Just Have To Wait I Never Believed In God But Things Got So Fucked Up That I Had To Pray I Used To Steal My Daddy's Cabernet Never Thought It Would Turn Into A Rattlesn.. Read »

Ladies And Gentlemen Introducing, The Penis Song. (oh No He Didn't) (honk A Dick) This Is My Penis Song I Wish That I Had A Bigger Shlong One That Was Quite A Bit More Thick And Way More Long One Of Those Porno King.. Read »

Washing Out Cigarettes In The Bathroom Should Probably Only Give My Opinion When I'm Asked To I'm Really Good At Giving The Half Truth But Usually Only When I Have To The Money Doesn't Work, The Chain Doesn't Work Somethi.. Read »

This Is My Language Check It Out, Ya The Risk Of Blunderin' To Rep In Front Of A Couple A Hundred Kids Knowin' My Licks Is Humblin' Spit The Struggle Of An Addict To Puff In Them Swisher Split But The Light That Was Li.. Read »

My Troubles Test Me On The Daily They Say That Only God Can Save Me I Think I'm Slowly Going Under But I Won't Ever Tell My Bother And Now I Wonder Where's The Good Gone? 'cause I Can't Find No Miracles 'til I Go Home O.. Read »

[verse 1] Now, This Is My Job, I Will Not Quit It Pulled Me Out The Depths When I Thought That I Was Finished Yeah I Questioned If I Could Go The Distance That's Just The Work, Regardless Of Who's Listening, Listening Li.. Read »

Last Night The Sky's Turned Purple And Past Lives In Light Tunnels Light Tunnels In The Back Of A Town Car, Staring At Myself In A Tux Maneuvering Through The People Out Front Police Barricade, Orange Cones And We're S.. Read »

I Woke Up, Threw Some Sweat Pants On Then I Fed My Cat And I Walked To The Mini Mart And I Really Want A Donut, Shouldn't Get A Donut Bought A Donut, Fuck It Man It's Really Hard Supposed To Be On A Diet, I Wanna Be Like.. Read »

I'm An Irishman Leather Weathered Irish Skin Beard Orange As The Sunset Over The Flag In The Night Sky We Fly It In Pride For The Life We Fight To Live History, I Write With It Spit It With The Dialect And This Is A Ce.. Read »

We All Know Life Can Get Hectic But If You Live In The Second, You Exist In The Present And That's How You Stay Connected Go Through Good Times And Hardships And If You Learn To Accept It And Know That Every Struggle In.. Read »