And She's Like, Can You Undo My Bra Strap? I Try To Play It Cool, In My Head I'm Like, Aw Yeah! Then She's Like I'm Tired And I'm Like Aw, Man I Was 'bout To Crush The Coochie Like A Tall Can Cause My Girl's Thick, She Go.. Read »

When I Was In The Third Grade I Thought That I Was Gay 'cause I Could Draw, My Uncle Was, And I Kept My Room Straight I Told My Mom Tears Rushing Down My Face She’s Like “ben You've Loved Girls Since Before Pre.. Read »

I Think Happiness Went The Other Way Sometimes You Just Have To Wait I Never Believed In God But Things Got So Fucked Up That I Had To Pray I Used To Steal My Daddy's Cabernet Never Thought It Would Turn Into A Rattlesn.. Read »

Ladies And Gentlemen Introducing, The Penis Song. (oh No He Didn't) (honk A Dick) This Is My Penis Song I Wish That I Had A Bigger Shlong One That Was Quite A Bit More Thick And Way More Long One Of Those Porno King.. Read »

Yo, Remember High School? With That Dude Who Thought He Was So Cool Walking Around Like Everybody Should Know Who, He Is Like He Was Some Superstar In The Biz Just Because He Had A Japanese Car And Some Rims It's Silly A.. Read »

We Got That Bad Love, But It Taste Like Medicine I Never Had Love, So I Learned To Settle Quick I Guess I Never Thought I'd Have To Choose Between Paradise And You I Still Creep On Your 'gram, Oh See You With You And Y.. Read »

[verse 1] Now, This Is My Job, I Will Not Quit It Pulled Me Out The Depths When I Thought That I Was Finished Yeah I Questioned If I Could Go The Distance That's Just The Work, Regardless Of Who's Listening, Listening Li.. Read »

Yo, I'm Gettin Older Now 23 Years Old And Half Of Me Just Wants To Make The Move And Go And Settle Down The Other Half's Like, "hell No, You Better Mess Around. Don't Let Me Down, Especially When You Got An Album Comin' Ou.. Read »

Last Night The Sky's Turned Purple And Past Lives In Light Tunnels Light Tunnels In The Back Of A Town Car, Staring At Myself In A Tux Maneuvering Through The People Out Front Police Barricade, Orange Cones And We're S.. Read »

Yo I've Been Obsessed With Words Ever Since I Was A Little Buck Then I Grew Bigger And Figured Drawing Pads Weren't Big Enough I Wanted To Use A Wall, But In School Was Taught Not To And That Graffiti Was The Root Of All.. Read »