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Yo, Remember High School? With That Dude Who Thought He Was So Cool Walking Around Like Everybody Should Know Who, He Is Like He Was Some Superstar In The Biz Just Because He Had A Japanese Car And Some Rims It's Silly A.. Read »

He Rolled Up, Asked Him What He Was Sippin' On He Said Lean, You Want To Hit It, Dawg? That's The Same Stuff Weezy's Sippin' Huh? And Tons Of Other Rappers That Be Spittin' Hard Yup Yup Five A Bone When He Passed Him Th.. Read »

I Used To Sit With My Dad In The Garage That Sawdust That Pine Sol And The Moss Around Every Spring When The Winter Thaw We'd Huddle Around The Radio Twist The Broken Knob 710 Am No Kjr Dave Niehaus Voice Would Echo Throu.. Read »

Yo, I'm Gettin Older Now 23 Years Old And Half Of Me Just Wants To Make The Move And Go And Settle Down The Other Half's Like, "hell No, You Better Mess Around. Don't Let Me Down, Especially When You Got An Album Comin' Ou.. Read »

Last Night The Sky's Turned Purple And Past Lives In Light Tunnels Light Tunnels In The Back Of A Town Car, Staring At Myself In A Tux Maneuvering Through The People Out Front Police Barricade, Orange Cones And We're S.. Read »

I'm An Irishman Leather Weathered Irish Skin Beard Orange As The Sunset Over The Flag In The Night Sky We Fly It In Pride For The Life We Fight To Live History, I Write With It Spit It With The Dialect And This Is A Ce.. Read »

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You Know I'm Back Like I Never Left Another Sprint, Another Step Another Day, Another Breath Been Chasing Dreams, But I Never Slept I Got A New Attitude And A Lease On Life And Some Peace Of Mind Seek And I Find I Can.. Read »

Ladies And Gentleman, My Name Is Macklemore, This Is My Music And It Feels So Damn Good Right About Now. Check It I Got A Story, Yo It Goes A Little Something Like... When I Was 17 I Was Staying In Nyc And My Homie Told M.. Read »