Those 3 Plus Years, I Was So Proud Of And I Threw 'em All Away For 2 Styrofoam Cups The Irony, Everyone Will Think That He Lied To Me Made My Sobriety So Public, There’s No Fuckin’ Privacy If I Don’t Tal.. Read »

When I Was In The Third Grade I Thought That I Was Gay 'cause I Could Draw, My Uncle Was, And I Kept My Room Straight I Told My Mom Tears Rushing Down My Face She’s Like “ben You've Loved Girls Since Before Pre.. Read »

Ladies And Gentlemen Introducing, The Penis Song. (oh No He Didn't) (honk A Dick) This Is My Penis Song I Wish That I Had A Bigger Shlong One That Was Quite A Bit More Thick And Way More Long One Of Those Porno King.. Read »

[verse 1: Geologic] Now We Live From The Side Of The Last Of The Four Corners Just Short Of The Northern International Border Was Born A Town Upon The Pond That All The People Call The Sound It's Time To Call 'em Out, You.. Read »

I Used To Sit With My Dad In The Garage That Sawdust That Pine Sol And The Moss Around Every Spring When The Winter Thaw We'd Huddle Around The Radio Twist The Broken Knob 710 Am No Kjr Dave Niehaus Voice Would Echo Throu.. Read »

Last Night The Sky's Turned Purple And Past Lives In Light Tunnels Light Tunnels In The Back Of A Town Car, Staring At Myself In A Tux Maneuvering Through The People Out Front Police Barricade, Orange Cones And We're S.. Read »

I Woke Up, Threw Some Sweat Pants On Then I Fed My Cat And I Walked To The Mini Mart And I Really Want A Donut, Shouldn't Get A Donut Bought A Donut, Fuck It Man It's Really Hard Supposed To Be On A Diet, I Wanna Be Like.. Read »

We Live Tonight Check It, Now I Seen Pain, I Felt The Losses Attended Funerals And Seen Coffins 21 Years Old, An Angel Was Lost Here Wings Clipped By The Grip Of 80 Milligram Sniffs Of Oxycontin Everyday Through The N.. Read »

Still Trying To Figure Out What I Find Comforting And Who's Gonna Take Account For All This Suffering? It's Not Always Gloomy I'm Assuming If You Sing Too, It Might Give Me The Power To Wake Up Again Let's Be Honest, It's.. Read »

I Put My Life On The Line I Roll Them Dice And I'm Fine Cause All I Ever Dreamt About Was Makin' It They Ain't Giving It, I'm Taking It I’m Taking It, Taking It, I Ain’t Giving It I’m Taking It, Takin.. Read »