Pretty Face Tryna Chase The Train And I Could Look The Other Way But It Still Won't Erase The Pain And I Pray That She Stay The Same, Amazing Grace Yeah, Yeah, Yeah Just Another Reflection In The Window Watchin' The Tree.. Read »

Those 3 Plus Years, I Was So Proud Of And I Threw 'em All Away For 2 Styrofoam Cups The Irony, Everyone Will Think That He Lied To Me Made My Sobriety So Public, There’s No Fuckin’ Privacy If I Don’t Tal.. Read »

When I Was In The Third Grade I Thought That I Was Gay 'cause I Could Draw, My Uncle Was, And I Kept My Room Straight I Told My Mom Tears Rushing Down My Face She’s Like “ben You've Loved Girls Since Before Pre.. Read »

Ladies And Gentlemen Introducing, The Penis Song. (oh No He Didn't) (honk A Dick) This Is My Penis Song I Wish That I Had A Bigger Shlong One That Was Quite A Bit More Thick And Way More Long One Of Those Porno King.. Read »

Yo, Remember High School? With That Dude Who Thought He Was So Cool Walking Around Like Everybody Should Know Who, He Is Like He Was Some Superstar In The Biz Just Because He Had A Japanese Car And Some Rims It's Silly A.. Read »

We Got That Bad Love, But It Taste Like Medicine I Never Had Love, So I Learned To Settle Quick I Guess I Never Thought I'd Have To Choose Between Paradise And You I Still Creep On Your 'gram, Oh See You With You And Y.. Read »

He Rolled Up, Asked Him What He Was Sippin' On He Said Lean, You Want To Hit It, Dawg? That's The Same Stuff Weezy's Sippin' Huh? And Tons Of Other Rappers That Be Spittin' Hard Yup Yup Five A Bone When He Passed Him Th.. Read »

Aha Uhm 1-2 [verse 1: Macklemore] Round Here They Sing Broken Hymns They Prayers Flow Better When They're Soaked In Gin The Amp's Dusty And Sits In The Corner By Bartender That’ll Pickpocket Your Heart And A J.. Read »

Washing Out Cigarettes In The Bathroom Should Probably Only Give My Opinion When I'm Asked To I'm Really Good At Giving The Half Truth But Usually Only When I Have To The Money Doesn't Work, The Chain Doesn't Work Somethi.. Read »

My Troubles Test Me On The Daily They Say That Only God Can Save Me I Think I'm Slowly Going Under But I Won't Ever Tell My Bother And Now I Wonder Where's The Good Gone? 'cause I Can't Find No Miracles 'til I Go Home O.. Read »