I Think Happiness Went The Other Way Sometimes You Just Have To Wait I Never Believed In God But Things Got So Fucked Up That I Had To Pray I Used To Steal My Daddy's Cabernet Never Thought It Would Turn Into A Rattlesn.. Read »

Ladies And Gentlemen Introducing, The Penis Song. (oh No He Didn't) (honk A Dick) This Is My Penis Song I Wish That I Had A Bigger Shlong One That Was Quite A Bit More Thick And Way More Long One Of Those Porno King.. Read »

Yo, Remember High School? With That Dude Who Thought He Was So Cool Walking Around Like Everybody Should Know Who, He Is Like He Was Some Superstar In The Biz Just Because He Had A Japanese Car And Some Rims It's Silly A.. Read »

He Rolled Up, Asked Him What He Was Sippin' On He Said Lean, You Want To Hit It, Dawg? That's The Same Stuff Weezy's Sippin' Huh? And Tons Of Other Rappers That Be Spittin' Hard Yup Yup Five A Bone When He Passed Him Th.. Read »

[verse 1: Geologic] Now We Live From The Side Of The Last Of The Four Corners Just Short Of The Northern International Border Was Born A Town Upon The Pond That All The People Call The Sound It's Time To Call 'em Out, You.. Read »

Aha Uhm 1-2 [verse 1: Macklemore] Round Here They Sing Broken Hymns They Prayers Flow Better When They're Soaked In Gin The Amp's Dusty And Sits In The Corner By Bartender That’ll Pickpocket Your Heart And A J.. Read »

This Is My Language Check It Out, Ya The Risk Of Blunderin' To Rep In Front Of A Couple A Hundred Kids Knowin' My Licks Is Humblin' Spit The Struggle Of An Addict To Puff In Them Swisher Split But The Light That Was Li.. Read »

I Used To Sit With My Dad In The Garage That Sawdust That Pine Sol And The Moss Around Every Spring When The Winter Thaw We'd Huddle Around The Radio Twist The Broken Knob 710 Am No Kjr Dave Niehaus Voice Would Echo Throu.. Read »

My Troubles Test Me On The Daily They Say That Only God Can Save Me I Think I'm Slowly Going Under But I Won't Ever Tell My Bother And Now I Wonder Where's The Good Gone? 'cause I Can't Find No Miracles 'til I Go Home O.. Read »

[verse 1] Now, This Is My Job, I Will Not Quit It Pulled Me Out The Depths When I Thought That I Was Finished Yeah I Questioned If I Could Go The Distance That's Just The Work, Regardless Of Who's Listening, Listening Li.. Read »