Ladies And Gentlemen Introducing, The Penis Song. (oh No He Didn't) (honk A Dick) This Is My Penis Song I Wish That I Had A Bigger Shlong One That Was Quite A Bit More Thick And Way More Long One Of Those Porno King.. Read »

Aha Uhm 1-2 [verse 1: Macklemore] Round Here They Sing Broken Hymns They Prayers Flow Better When They're Soaked In Gin The Amp's Dusty And Sits In The Corner By Bartender That’ll Pickpocket Your Heart And A J.. Read »

I Used To Sit With My Dad In The Garage That Sawdust That Pine Sol And The Moss Around Every Spring When The Winter Thaw We'd Huddle Around The Radio Twist The Broken Knob 710 Am No Kjr Dave Niehaus Voice Would Echo Throu.. Read »

On My Roof Dark And I'm Burning A Rose I Don't Need Proof I'm Torn Apart & You Know What You Did To Me Was A Crime Cold Case Love And I Let You Reach Me One More Time But That's Enough Your Love Was Breaking The Law.. Read »

You Know I'm Back Like I Never Left Another Sprint, Another Step Another Day, Another Breath Been Chasing Dreams, But I Never Slept I Got A New Attitude And A Lease On Life And Some Peace Of Mind Seek And I Find I Can.. Read »

I Challenge You To A Dance Off Hands Off, No Trash Talk, No Back Walk On The Black Top, Just Me, You, That's All No Cat Calls, No Tag Teams, No Mascots Right Now, Dance Off Get Down The Floor Get Down The, Get Down The.. Read »

Life Moves Pretty Fast, You Don't Stop And Look Around Once Awhile You Could Miss It. Look, I've Been Away From My City, The City's Changes Ain't Pretty Theys Still Be Playing The Dizzy. Forgotten Corners, The City's Forg.. Read »

[jim Valvano Speech At The 1993 Espy Awards:] Time, Time Is Very Precious To Me. I Don't Know How Much I Have Left And I Have Some Things I Would Like To Say. Hopefully At The End I'll Have Something That Will Be Important.. Read »

I Will Say No Say No Kamu Kamu Lelaki Buaya Darat Ku Ingin Engkau Jauh Dariku Kamu Kamu Semua Go Away (go Away Pergilah Kamu Go Away) Mantra-mantra Cinta Selalu Terucap Untukku Janji-janji Manis Selalu Terbangkan Anga.. Read »

Baru Saja Tadi Ketemu Baru Sepuluh Menit Yang Lalu Langsung Ku Terima Sms-mu Dan Tertulis I Love You Baru Baca Sms Tadi Handphone Pun Langsung Berbunyi Terdengar Suaramu Lagi Kamu Bilang Kangen Sekali Sehari Tak Cuk.. Read »