I Went To The Moped Store With Shoppers Salesman Like "what Up, What's Your Budget?" And I'm Like "honestly, I Don't Know Nothing About Mopeds" He Said "i Got The One For You, Follow Me" Oh It's Too Real Chr.. Read »

I Went To The Moped Store, Said, Fuck It Salesman's Like What Up, What's Your Budget? And I'm Like Honestly, I Don't Know Nothing About Mopeds He Said I Got The One For You, Follow Me Oh It's Too Real Chromed Out Mirror,.. Read »

I Challenge You To A Dance Off Hands Off, No Trash Talk, No Back Walk On The Black Top, Just Me, You, That's All No Cat Calls, No Tag Teams, No Mascots Right Now, Dance Off Get Down The Floor Get Down The, Get Down The.. Read »

If It Ain't Fresh Then You Ain't Gettin' Play In My Tape Deck Way Back, I Used To Rock The Hat With The Suede Strap At Abc's Bought My Food From The Arabs Played Craps On Corners Where The Og's Slang At Cross Colors I'm T.. Read »

[intro] And We Drink And Get Older And Some Of Us Even Try To Get Sober Now Here's To The Assholes And The Last Calls Well City Kids, You Get What You Ask For [bridge] And Acquaintances Turn To Friends, I Hope Those F.. Read »

The Other Day, Me And Xp Opened For Souls Mischief I'm Like "yo, Let's Get On Some Angry Mc Showmanship And Hit 'em" Rocked All The Cocky Songs And Not Too Many Soulful Lyrics Even A Couple Dissin' Women Callin' 'em Groupi.. Read »

[jim Valvano Speech At The 1993 Espy Awards:] Time, Time Is Very Precious To Me. I Don't Know How Much I Have Left And I Have Some Things I Would Like To Say. Hopefully At The End I'll Have Something That Will Be Important.. Read »

I Used To Work At Subway Seven Bucks An Hour Wasn’t Much Money But I Be Rapping And Kicking It On My Lunch Break Like I'mma Make It Out This Motherfucker One Day I Was In The Back, Back Seat Of The Bus Before A Blue.. Read »

[intro:] Hello Americans My Name Is George Bush, And I'm Goin' To Do A Rap For Ya'll Check It Out [verse 1:] Bitch I'm From Texas We're Homophobic And Sexist And If These Mexicans Keep Comin In I'm A Dismember Em Yo.. Read »

Slick Shit Man That's All We Do Hoe That Little Homie Let Me Talk My Truth Made An Instagram For My Cat And My Cat Doesn't Even Rap And Got More Followers Than You Hold Up, Let Me Get My Cat A Bar She's Filthy, Hey Cair.. Read »