This Is The Story About A Boy Named Ted. If His Mother Said: Ted, Be Good, He Would. Be Good, Ted. Alright. She Told Him Tales About A Soldier Dad, But It Made Her Sad. Then She Cried, Oh My. Ted Used To Tell H.. Read »

Well Let Me Tell You Well No Chick Made Could Be The Same As Sweet Georgia Brown. Crazy Feet That Dance So Neat Has Sweet Georgia Brown. Fella's Sigh, And Even Cry For Sweet Georgia Brown. I Tell You Just Why You Know.. Read »

Wise: Boys! And What I Was Thinking Was, Er ... Would You Like To Do A Number With Us, You Know, We'd Like To Do A Number Together Beatles: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. Wise: You Fancy That? Great! Morecambe: Yeah-eh! It's The Kay Si.. Read »

Rodney Burke: I've Got One Card Here And It's On The Same Subject, Eh, But This One Says, "we Think The Show Is Great And We Dig The Beatles The Most, But We Still Haven't Heard A Word From Ringo Yet." Ringo: Arf! Arf! Arf!.. Read »

Now Somewhere In The Black Minin' Hills Out Dakota There Lived A Young Boy Named Rocky Raccoo-oon. One Day His Woman Ran Off With Another Guy. Hit Young Rocky In The Ey-ye. Rocky Didn't Like That. Said, "i'm Gonna Get Tha.. Read »

In Penny Lane There Is A Barber Showing Photographs Of Every Head He's Had The Pleasure To Know. And All The People That Come And Go Stop And Say Hello. On The Corner Is A Banker With A Motorcar, The Little Children La.. Read »

Desmond Has A Barrow In The Market Place Molly Is The Singer In A Band Desmond Says To Molly-girl I Like Your Face And Molly Says This As She Takes Him By The Hand. Obladi Oblada Life Goes On Bra Lala How The Life Goes O.. Read »

As I Was Slowly Passing An Orphan's Home One Day, And Stopped There For A Moment Just To Watch The Children Play. Alone A Boy Was Standing And When I Asked Him Why, He Turned With Eyes That Could Not See And He Began T.. Read »

(beatles Were Never Recorded This Song, This Made Peter And Gordon) Nobody I Know Could Love Me More Than You. You Can Give Me So Much Love It Seems Untrue. Listen To The Bird Who Sings It To The Tree And Then When You'.. Read »

Mean Mister Mustard Sleeps In The Park Shaves In The Dark Trying To Save Paper Sleeps In A Hole In The Road Saving Up To Buy Some Clothes Keeps A Ten-bob Note Up His Nose Such A Mean Old Man Such A Mean Old Man His S.. Read »