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Get Back On Track, Pick Me Up Some Bottles Of Booze Fickle Freshman, Probably Thinks He's Cooler Than You A Hay Ride At 5, Everybody's Coming Around So Go Press Your Skirt, Word Is There's A New Girl In Town I Call Shot.. Read »

I Was Seven Years Old, When I Got My First Pair And I Stepped Outside And I Was Like, Momma, This Air Bubble Right Here, It's Gonna Make Me Fly I Hit That Court, And When I Jumped, I Jumped, I Swear I Got So High I Touche.. Read »

And She's Like, Can You Undo My Bra Strap? I Try To Play It Cool, In My Head I'm Like, Aw Yeah! Then She's Like I'm Tired And I'm Like Aw, Man I Was 'bout To Crush The Coochie Like A Tall Can Cause My Girl's Thick, She Go.. Read »

Ladies And Gentlemen Introducing, The Penis Song. (oh No He Didn't) (honk A Dick) This Is My Penis Song I Wish That I Had A Bigger Shlong One That Was Quite A Bit More Thick And Way More Long One Of Those Porno King.. Read »

Yo, Remember High School? With That Dude Who Thought He Was So Cool Walking Around Like Everybody Should Know Who, He Is Like He Was Some Superstar In The Biz Just Because He Had A Japanese Car And Some Rims It's Silly A.. Read »

How Y'all Doing There, Folks? My Name Is Aberdeen Washington And I'm A Proud American And A Terrorist Fighter That's Right Hey Get Me Another Beer Bitch Now When The Day Bin Laden Comes To Town I'm A Drop A Deuce Wipe.. Read »

Tell Me It’s Not True The Truth Is You Could Slit My Throat And With One Last Gasping Breath I'd Apologize For Bleeding On Your Shirt But You Know My Life Suck Anyway So Go Ahead And Find Someone Who You Real.. Read »

Don't Obsess Just Do Your Best To Rid Yourself Of Me Don't Hang Yourself Out To Dry For Such A Dick Of A Guy I'm Not Worthy For How Much You Bleed I Count The Tears That Are Shed Out Of Fear While Balancing On The P.. Read »

Yo’, I Got A Confession To Make I Went To A Club Last Night Had A Few Drinks Met This Guy Yeah, He Was Cute But After I Took Him To My Crib What Was I Thinkin’ Hey, Yo’, Check This Out First Of A.. Read »