Everything Is Gold, Everything Is Equal Posted On The Porch Just Chillin', Me And My People Eyelids Closed, Gold Sun Shines On The World’s Coated In The Gold Krylon Yea, And These Days Days Days They Never Run Away.. Read »

  I Went To The Moped Store With Shoppers Salesman Like "what Up, What's Your Budget?" And I'm Like "honestly, I Don't Know Nothing About Mopeds" He Said "i Got The One For You, Follow Me" Oh It's Too Real Chr.. Read »

I Went To The Moped Store, Said, Fuck It Salesman's Like What Up, What's Your Budget? And I'm Like Honestly, I Don't Know Nothing About Mopeds He Said I Got The One For You, Follow Me Oh It's Too Real Chromed Out Mirror,.. Read »

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[intro] And We Drink And Get Older And Some Of Us Even Try To Get Sober Now Here's To The Assholes And The Last Calls Well City Kids, You Get What You Ask For [bridge] And Acquaintances Turn To Friends, I Hope Those F.. Read »

Corner Store, 2 A.m Got Some Mango High-chews, A Bag Of Chips Rollin' Through The City And We Hide Behind The Tints In The Benzo, Got The Swisher Out The Window, Then We Dip Posted At The Corner Store, Posted At The Corne.. Read »

[jim Valvano Speech At The 1993 Espy Awards:] Time, Time Is Very Precious To Me. I Don't Know How Much I Have Left And I Have Some Things I Would Like To Say. Hopefully At The End I'll Have Something That Will Be Important.. Read »

[intro:] Hello Americans My Name Is George Bush, And I'm Goin' To Do A Rap For Ya'll Check It Out [verse 1:] Bitch I'm From Texas We're Homophobic And Sexist And If These Mexicans Keep Comin In I'm A Dismember Em Yo.. Read »

Slick Shit Man That's All We Do Hoe That Little Homie Let Me Talk My Truth Made An Instagram For My Cat And My Cat Doesn't Even Rap And Got More Followers Than You Hold Up, Let Me Get My Cat A Bar She's Filthy, Hey Cair.. Read »

How Y'all Doing There, Folks? My Name Is Aberdeen Washington And I'm A Proud American And A Terrorist Fighter That's Right Hey Get Me Another Beer Bitch Now When The Day Bin Laden Comes To Town I'm A Drop A Deuce Wipe.. Read »