When I Was In The Third Grade I Thought That I Was Gay 'cause I Could Draw, My Uncle Was, And I Kept My Room Straight I Told My Mom Tears Rushing Down My Face She’s Like “ben You've Loved Girls Since Before Pre.. Read »

I Think Happiness Went The Other Way Sometimes You Just Have To Wait I Never Believed In God But Things Got So Fucked Up That I Had To Pray I Used To Steal My Daddy's Cabernet Never Thought It Would Turn Into A Rattlesn.. Read »

Ladies And Gentlemen Introducing, The Penis Song. (oh No He Didn't) (honk A Dick) This Is My Penis Song I Wish That I Had A Bigger Shlong One That Was Quite A Bit More Thick And Way More Long One Of Those Porno King.. Read »

Yo, Remember High School? With That Dude Who Thought He Was So Cool Walking Around Like Everybody Should Know Who, He Is Like He Was Some Superstar In The Biz Just Because He Had A Japanese Car And Some Rims It's Silly A.. Read »

He Rolled Up, Asked Him What He Was Sippin' On He Said Lean, You Want To Hit It, Dawg? That's The Same Stuff Weezy's Sippin' Huh? And Tons Of Other Rappers That Be Spittin' Hard Yup Yup Five A Bone When He Passed Him Th.. Read »

Aha Uhm 1-2 [verse 1: Macklemore] Round Here They Sing Broken Hymns They Prayers Flow Better When They're Soaked In Gin The Amp's Dusty And Sits In The Corner By Bartender That’ll Pickpocket Your Heart And A J.. Read »

Washing Out Cigarettes In The Bathroom Should Probably Only Give My Opinion When I'm Asked To I'm Really Good At Giving The Half Truth But Usually Only When I Have To The Money Doesn't Work, The Chain Doesn't Work Somethi.. Read »

I Used To Sit With My Dad In The Garage That Sawdust That Pine Sol And The Moss Around Every Spring When The Winter Thaw We'd Huddle Around The Radio Twist The Broken Knob 710 Am No Kjr Dave Niehaus Voice Would Echo Throu.. Read »

My Troubles Test Me On The Daily They Say That Only God Can Save Me I Think I'm Slowly Going Under But I Won't Ever Tell My Bother And Now I Wonder Where's The Good Gone? 'cause I Can't Find No Miracles 'til I Go Home O.. Read »

Yo, I'm Gettin Older Now 23 Years Old And Half Of Me Just Wants To Make The Move And Go And Settle Down The Other Half's Like, "hell No, You Better Mess Around. Don't Let Me Down, Especially When You Got An Album Comin' Ou.. Read »