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He Rolled Up, Asked Him What He Was Sippin' On He Said Lean, You Want To Hit It, Dawg? That's The Same Stuff Weezy's Sippin' Huh? And Tons Of Other Rappers That Be Spittin' Hard Yup Yup Five A Bone When He Passed Him Th.. Read »

[verse 1: Geologic] Now We Live From The Side Of The Last Of The Four Corners Just Short Of The Northern International Border Was Born A Town Upon The Pond That All The People Call The Sound It's Time To Call 'em Out, You.. Read »

Aha Uhm 1-2 [verse 1: Macklemore] Round Here They Sing Broken Hymns They Prayers Flow Better When They're Soaked In Gin The Amp's Dusty And Sits In The Corner By Bartender That’ll Pickpocket Your Heart And A J.. Read »

Washing Out Cigarettes In The Bathroom Should Probably Only Give My Opinion When I'm Asked To I'm Really Good At Giving The Half Truth But Usually Only When I Have To The Money Doesn't Work, The Chain Doesn't Work Somethi.. Read »

This Is My Language Check It Out, Ya The Risk Of Blunderin' To Rep In Front Of A Couple A Hundred Kids Knowin' My Licks Is Humblin' Spit The Struggle Of An Addict To Puff In Them Swisher Split But The Light That Was Li.. Read »

I Used To Sit With My Dad In The Garage That Sawdust That Pine Sol And The Moss Around Every Spring When The Winter Thaw We'd Huddle Around The Radio Twist The Broken Knob 710 Am No Kjr Dave Niehaus Voice Would Echo Throu.. Read »

I Don't Know Why But It's Like I Can't Stay Quiet This Is My Voice I Can't Let It Die Inside Me See I'll Be Scared If There Wasn't A Riot Pushin And Pullin, Grabbin Some Hair, Pukin And Fuckin Up The Sidewalk This Batt.. Read »

Last Night The Sky's Turned Purple And Past Lives In Light Tunnels Light Tunnels In The Back Of A Town Car, Staring At Myself In A Tux Maneuvering Through The People Out Front Police Barricade, Orange Cones And We're S.. Read »

We Live Tonight Check It, Now I Seen Pain, I Felt The Losses Attended Funerals And Seen Coffins 21 Years Old, An Angel Was Lost Here Wings Clipped By The Grip Of 80 Milligram Sniffs Of Oxycontin Everyday Through The N.. Read »