Pulled Into The Parking Lot, Parked It Zipped Up My Parka, Joined The Procession Of Marchers In My Head Like, Is This Awkward, Should I Even Be Here Marching? Thinking If They Can't, How Can I Breathe? Thinking That They.. Read »

Hey, Macklemore! Can We Go Thrift Shopping? What, What, What, What... [x7] [hook] I'm Gonna Pop Some Tags Only Got Twenty Dollars In My Pocket I - I - I'm Hunting, Looking For A Come-up This Is Fucking Awesome [v.. Read »

"first Memories Of Seattle Hip Hop" "i Remember The Sit 'n Spin" "listening To Rap Attack, Listening To Nasty Nes On Rap Attack" "silver Shadow D, B-mello" "that Do The Math, Just Hit Me In My Dome" "the Poetry Experienc.. Read »

And She's Like, Can You Undo My Bra Strap? I Try To Play It Cool, In My Head I'm Like, Aw Yeah! Then She's Like I'm Tired And I'm Like Aw, Man I Was 'bout To Crush The Coochie Like A Tall Can Cause My Girl's Thick, She Go.. Read »

Ladies And Gentlemen Introducing, The Penis Song. (oh No He Didn't) (honk A Dick) This Is My Penis Song I Wish That I Had A Bigger Shlong One That Was Quite A Bit More Thick And Way More Long One Of Those Porno King.. Read »

Yo, Remember High School? With That Dude Who Thought He Was So Cool Walking Around Like Everybody Should Know Who, He Is Like He Was Some Superstar In The Biz Just Because He Had A Japanese Car And Some Rims It's Silly A.. Read »

Washing Out Cigarettes In The Bathroom Should Probably Only Give My Opinion When I'm Asked To I'm Really Good At Giving The Half Truth But Usually Only When I Have To The Money Doesn't Work, The Chain Doesn't Work Somethi.. Read »

Last Night The Sky's Turned Purple And Past Lives In Light Tunnels Light Tunnels In The Back Of A Town Car, Staring At Myself In A Tux Maneuvering Through The People Out Front Police Barricade, Orange Cones And We're S.. Read »

We Live Tonight Check It, Now I Seen Pain, I Felt The Losses Attended Funerals And Seen Coffins 21 Years Old, An Angel Was Lost Here Wings Clipped By The Grip Of 80 Milligram Sniffs Of Oxycontin Everyday Through The N.. Read »

Cheers To The Fricken’ Weekend I Drink To That, Yeah Yeah Oh Let The Jameson Sink In I Drink To That, Yeah Yeah Don’t Let The Bastards Get Ya Down Turn It Around With Another Round There’s A Party At T.. Read »