Here's A Little Story I've Gotta Tell Bout This Boy I Know So Well Back In The Day Was Cool And All Fell In Love, I Fell In Love Thought He Was The One For Me Other Boys I Could Not See And Look What Happened To Our Lov.. Read »

Get Back On Track, Pick Me Up Some Bottles Of Booze Fickle Freshman, Probably Thinks He's Cooler Than You A Hay Ride At 5, Everybody's Coming Around So Go Press Your Skirt, Word Is There's A New Girl In Town I Call Shot.. Read »

She Look So Cool In Her New Camaro It's Black As Coal And It Goes Boy, Go Go Go I Brought My Fight Next To Her Camaro And When I Fire On A Smile Then She Blows, She Blows I'm Makin Eyes Through My Sharp Sunglasses She'.. Read »

I Was Seven Years Old, When I Got My First Pair And I Stepped Outside And I Was Like, Momma, This Air Bubble Right Here, It's Gonna Make Me Fly I Hit That Court, And When I Jumped, I Jumped, I Swear I Got So High I Touche.. Read »

I Wanna Be Free, I Wanna Just Live Inside My Cadillac, That Is My Shit And I Throw It Up (i Throw That Up) That’s What It Is (that’s What It Is) In My C A D I L L A C Bitch (biatch) Can’t See Me Through.. Read »

Pulled Into The Parking Lot, Parked It Zipped Up My Parka, Joined The Procession Of Marchers In My Head Like, Is This Awkward, Should I Even Be Here Marching? Thinking If They Can't, How Can I Breathe? Thinking That They.. Read »

Hey, Macklemore! Can We Go Thrift Shopping? What, What, What, What... [x7] [hook] I'm Gonna Pop Some Tags Only Got Twenty Dollars In My Pocket I - I - I'm Hunting, Looking For A Come-up This Is Fucking Awesome [v.. Read »

"first Memories Of Seattle Hip Hop" "i Remember The Sit 'n Spin" "listening To Rap Attack, Listening To Nasty Nes On Rap Attack" "silver Shadow D, B-mello" "that Do The Math, Just Hit Me In My Dome" "the Poetry Experienc.. Read »

And She's Like, Can You Undo My Bra Strap? I Try To Play It Cool, In My Head I'm Like, Aw Yeah! Then She's Like I'm Tired And I'm Like Aw, Man I Was 'bout To Crush The Coochie Like A Tall Can Cause My Girl's Thick, She Go.. Read »

Ladies And Gentlemen Introducing, The Penis Song. (oh No He Didn't) (honk A Dick) This Is My Penis Song I Wish That I Had A Bigger Shlong One That Was Quite A Bit More Thick And Way More Long One Of Those Porno King.. Read »