Mean Mister Mustard Sleeps In The Park Shaves In The Dark Trying To Save Paper Sleeps In A Hole In The Road Saving Up To Buy Some Clothes Keeps A Ten-bob Note Up His Nose Such A Mean Old Man Such A Mean Old Man His S.. Read »

Joan Was Quizzical, Studied Metaphysical Science In The Home Late Nights All Alone With A Test-tube Ohh-oh-oh-oh... Maxwell Edison Majoring In Medicine Calls Her On The Phone "can I Take You Out To The Pictures Joa-oa-.. Read »

I Said I'm Sitting Here Watching Matchbox Hole In My Clothes I Said I'm Sitting Here Wondering Matchbox Hole In My Clothes I Ain't Got No Matches But I Sure Got A Long Way To Go I'm An Old Poor Boy I'm A Long Way Fro.. Read »

Picture Yourself In A Boat On A River, With Tangerine Trees And Marmalade Skies Somebody Calls You, You Answer Quite Slowly, A Girl With Kaleidoscope Eyes. Cellophane Flowers Of Yellow And Green, Towering Over Your Hea.. Read »

I'm Gonna Tell Aunt Mary 'bout Uncle John He Said He Had The Misery But He Got A Lot Of Fun Baby, Yeah Now Baby Woo Baby, Some Fun Tonight I Saw Uncle John With Long Tall Sally He Saw Aunt Mary Comin' And He Ducked Bac.. Read »

When I Find Myself In Times Of Trouble Mother Mary Comes To Me Speaking Words Of Wisdom Let It Be And In My Hour Of Darkness She Is Standing Right In Front Of Me Speaking Words Of Wisdom Let It Be Let It Be, Let I.. Read »

We've Been Friends For Oh So Long, I Let You Share What's Mine. When You Mess With The Girl I Love, It's Time To Draw The Line. Keep Your Hands Off My Baby. Ain't A-gonna Tell You One More Time. So Keep Your Hands Of.. Read »

Malam Ini Kau Bersamaku Ditengah Gaduh....suasana Night Club Matamu Turun....setengah Mabok Balik Kerumah Teblang Hari-harimu Gaya Hidupmu, Ga Beraturan, Haaaa... Aku Ga Jelas, Apa Sih Maumu Kau Bilang Broken Home.. Read »

Ah, Kansas City Coming To Get My Baby Back Home Yeah, Yeah I'm Gonna Kansas City Coming To Get My Baby Back Home Yeah, Yeah Well, It's A Long, Long, Time Since My Baby's Been Gone Ah, Kansas City Coming To Get My B.. Read »

Alan Freeman: George, Is It True That You're A Connoisseur Of The Classics? George: No, It's Just A Rumour, A Rumour. Alan: Just A Rumour? George: Hmm. Alan: Did You Enjoy Singing "beethoven"? George No. Been Singing It.. Read »