Those 3 Plus Years, I Was So Proud Of And I Threw 'em All Away For 2 Styrofoam Cups The Irony, Everyone Will Think That He Lied To Me Made My Sobriety So Public, There’s No Fuckin’ Privacy If I Don’t Tal.. Read »

When I Was In The Third Grade I Thought That I Was Gay 'cause I Could Draw, My Uncle Was, And I Kept My Room Straight I Told My Mom Tears Rushing Down My Face She’s Like “ben You've Loved Girls Since Before Pre.. Read »

I Think Happiness Went The Other Way Sometimes You Just Have To Wait I Never Believed In God But Things Got So Fucked Up That I Had To Pray I Used To Steal My Daddy's Cabernet Never Thought It Would Turn Into A Rattlesn.. Read »

Ladies And Gentlemen Introducing, The Penis Song. (oh No He Didn't) (honk A Dick) This Is My Penis Song I Wish That I Had A Bigger Shlong One That Was Quite A Bit More Thick And Way More Long One Of Those Porno King.. Read »

We Got That Bad Love, But It Taste Like Medicine I Never Had Love, So I Learned To Settle Quick I Guess I Never Thought I'd Have To Choose Between Paradise And You I Still Creep On Your 'gram, Oh See You With You And Y.. Read »

[verse 1: Geologic] Now We Live From The Side Of The Last Of The Four Corners Just Short Of The Northern International Border Was Born A Town Upon The Pond That All The People Call The Sound It's Time To Call 'em Out, You.. Read »

Aha Uhm 1-2 [verse 1: Macklemore] Round Here They Sing Broken Hymns They Prayers Flow Better When They're Soaked In Gin The Amp's Dusty And Sits In The Corner By Bartender That’ll Pickpocket Your Heart And A J.. Read »

[verse 1] Now, This Is My Job, I Will Not Quit It Pulled Me Out The Depths When I Thought That I Was Finished Yeah I Questioned If I Could Go The Distance That's Just The Work, Regardless Of Who's Listening, Listening Li.. Read »

We All Know Life Can Get Hectic But If You Live In The Second, You Exist In The Present And That's How You Stay Connected Go Through Good Times And Hardships And If You Learn To Accept It And Know That Every Struggle In.. Read »

They Say Boys Don't Cry But Your Dad Has Shed A Lot Of Tears They Say I Should Be A Strong Man But Baby, I'm Still Filled With Fear Sometimes I Don't Know Who I Am Sometimes I Question Why I'm Here I Just Wanna Be A Goo.. Read »