Ladies And Gentlemen Introducing, The Penis Song. (oh No He Didn't) (honk A Dick) This Is My Penis Song I Wish That I Had A Bigger Shlong One That Was Quite A Bit More Thick And Way More Long One Of Those Porno King.. Read »

Aha Uhm 1-2 [verse 1: Macklemore] Round Here They Sing Broken Hymns They Prayers Flow Better When They're Soaked In Gin The Amp's Dusty And Sits In The Corner By Bartender That’ll Pickpocket Your Heart And A J.. Read »

I Used To Sit With My Dad In The Garage That Sawdust That Pine Sol And The Moss Around Every Spring When The Winter Thaw We'd Huddle Around The Radio Twist The Broken Knob 710 Am No Kjr Dave Niehaus Voice Would Echo Throu.. Read »

My Troubles Test Me On The Daily They Say That Only God Can Save Me I Think I'm Slowly Going Under But I Won't Ever Tell My Bother And Now I Wonder Where's The Good Gone? 'cause I Can't Find No Miracles 'til I Go Home O.. Read »

Yo I've Been Obsessed With Words Ever Since I Was A Little Buck Then I Grew Bigger And Figured Drawing Pads Weren't Big Enough I Wanted To Use A Wall, But In School Was Taught Not To And That Graffiti Was The Root Of All.. Read »

I Put My Life On The Line I Roll Them Dice And I'm Fine Cause All I Ever Dreamt About Was Makin' It They Ain't Giving It, I'm Taking It I’m Taking It, Taking It, I Ain’t Giving It I’m Taking It, Takin.. Read »

I'm An Irishman Leather Weathered Irish Skin Beard Orange As The Sunset Over The Flag In The Night Sky We Fly It In Pride For The Life We Fight To Live History, I Write With It Spit It With The Dialect And This Is A Ce.. Read »

We All Know Life Can Get Hectic But If You Live In The Second, You Exist In The Present And That's How You Stay Connected Go Through Good Times And Hardships And If You Learn To Accept It And Know That Every Struggle In.. Read »

I Swear I've Been Here Before, There's A War In My Heart, Inside My Chest Is A Thorn It's Been Torn From The Start, The Picture Painted Is Warped, The Hearts Aching And Scarred, Music's The Band-aid I'm Too Afraid To Take.. Read »

I See A Cup Of Tea On The Table I Grab And Taste It But It Taste Like A Beer, It's Not A Tea I See A Cup Of Coffee On The Table I Grab And Taste It But It Taste Like A Coke, It's Not A Coffee I See A Red Rose Bloom.. Read »