I Think Happiness Went The Other Way Sometimes You Just Have To Wait I Never Believed In God But Things Got So Fucked Up That I Had To Pray I Used To Steal My Daddy's Cabernet Never Thought It Would Turn Into A Rattlesn.. Read »

Ladies And Gentlemen Introducing, The Penis Song. (oh No He Didn't) (honk A Dick) This Is My Penis Song I Wish That I Had A Bigger Shlong One That Was Quite A Bit More Thick And Way More Long One Of Those Porno King.. Read »

Yo, Remember High School? With That Dude Who Thought He Was So Cool Walking Around Like Everybody Should Know Who, He Is Like He Was Some Superstar In The Biz Just Because He Had A Japanese Car And Some Rims It's Silly A.. Read »

I Used To Sit With My Dad In The Garage That Sawdust That Pine Sol And The Moss Around Every Spring When The Winter Thaw We'd Huddle Around The Radio Twist The Broken Knob 710 Am No Kjr Dave Niehaus Voice Would Echo Throu.. Read »

I Don't Know Why But It's Like I Can't Stay Quiet This Is My Voice I Can't Let It Die Inside Me See I'll Be Scared If There Wasn't A Riot Pushin And Pullin, Grabbin Some Hair, Pukin And Fuckin Up The Sidewalk This Batt.. Read »

Last Night The Sky's Turned Purple And Past Lives In Light Tunnels Light Tunnels In The Back Of A Town Car, Staring At Myself In A Tux Maneuvering Through The People Out Front Police Barricade, Orange Cones And We're S.. Read »

Yo I've Been Obsessed With Words Ever Since I Was A Little Buck Then I Grew Bigger And Figured Drawing Pads Weren't Big Enough I Wanted To Use A Wall, But In School Was Taught Not To And That Graffiti Was The Root Of All.. Read »

I Woke Up, Threw Some Sweat Pants On Then I Fed My Cat And I Walked To The Mini Mart And I Really Want A Donut, Shouldn't Get A Donut Bought A Donut, Fuck It Man It's Really Hard Supposed To Be On A Diet, I Wanna Be Like.. Read »

[hook:] In The Darkest Of Days Men Become Kings And Still Die Of Old Age While The Children Become Gods At Last The Whole World Begins To Play [verse 1: Pearl Dragon] My Body Is Adorned With Thorns King With A Crown.. Read »

I Put My Life On The Line I Roll Them Dice And I'm Fine Cause All I Ever Dreamt About Was Makin' It They Ain't Giving It, I'm Taking It I’m Taking It, Taking It, I Ain’t Giving It I’m Taking It, Takin.. Read »