When I Call You Up Your Line's Engaged I Have Had Enough So Act Your Age We Have Lost The Time That Was So Hard To Find And I Will Lose My Mind If You Won't See Me You Won't See Me I Don't Know Why You Should Want.. Read »

She Looks As An African Queen, She Eating Twelve Chapattis And Cream, She Tastes As Mongolian Lamb, She Coming From Out Of Bahran. What A Shame Mary Jane Had A Pain At The Party. What A Shame Mary Jane. What A Shame.. Read »

Something In The Way She Moves Attracts Me Like No Other Lover Something In The Way She Woos Me I Don't Want To Leave Her Now You Know I Believe And How Somewhere In Her Smile She Knows That I Don't Need No Other Lo.. Read »

Lee Peters: Next Number Was Called "sha La La La La La." John: You're Joking! Lee: No? Paul: La? Lee: Ah, But, In Fact, "baby It's You." John: Why Don't You Do It In Your Famous James Mason Impersonation? Lee: Ha, Ha... Read »

All My Little Plans And Schemes, Lost Like Some Forgotten Dreams. Seems That All I Really Was Doing Was Waiting For You. Just Like Little Girls And Boys Playing With Their Little Toys, Seems Like All They Really Were.. Read »

Well You Should See Polythene Pam She's So Good Looking But She Looks Like A Man Well, You Should See Her In Drag Dressed In A Polythene Bag Yes You Should See Polythene Pam Yeh, Yeh, Yeh Get A Dose Of Her In Jackboo.. Read »

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I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And Cry Over You I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And Cry Over You And If You Ever Say Goodbye And If You Ever Even Try I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And Cry Over You I'm Gonna Love You More And More Every.. Read »

I'm A Loser I'm A Loser And I'm Not What I Appear To Be Of All The Love I Have Won Or Have Lost There Is One Love I Should Never Have Crossed She Was A Girl In A Million, My Friend I Should Have Known She Would Win In.. Read »

I Want To Tell You My Head Is Filled With Things To Say When You're Here All Those Words They Seem To Slip Away When I Get Near You The Games Begin To Drag Me Down It's All Right I'll Make You Maybe Next Time Around.. Read »