And She's Like, Can You Undo My Bra Strap? I Try To Play It Cool, In My Head I'm Like, Aw Yeah! Then She's Like I'm Tired And I'm Like Aw, Man I Was 'bout To Crush The Coochie Like A Tall Can Cause My Girl's Thick, She Go.. Read »

When I Was In The Third Grade I Thought That I Was Gay 'cause I Could Draw, My Uncle Was, And I Kept My Room Straight I Told My Mom Tears Rushing Down My Face She’s Like “ben You've Loved Girls Since Before Pre.. Read »

Ladies And Gentlemen Introducing, The Penis Song. (oh No He Didn't) (honk A Dick) This Is My Penis Song I Wish That I Had A Bigger Shlong One That Was Quite A Bit More Thick And Way More Long One Of Those Porno King.. Read »

Yo, Remember High School? With That Dude Who Thought He Was So Cool Walking Around Like Everybody Should Know Who, He Is Like He Was Some Superstar In The Biz Just Because He Had A Japanese Car And Some Rims It's Silly A.. Read »

We Got That Bad Love, But It Taste Like Medicine I Never Had Love, So I Learned To Settle Quick I Guess I Never Thought I'd Have To Choose Between Paradise And You I Still Creep On Your 'gram, Oh See You With You And Y.. Read »

[verse 1: Geologic] Now We Live From The Side Of The Last Of The Four Corners Just Short Of The Northern International Border Was Born A Town Upon The Pond That All The People Call The Sound It's Time To Call 'em Out, You.. Read »

Washing Out Cigarettes In The Bathroom Should Probably Only Give My Opinion When I'm Asked To I'm Really Good At Giving The Half Truth But Usually Only When I Have To The Money Doesn't Work, The Chain Doesn't Work Somethi.. Read »

Last Night The Sky's Turned Purple And Past Lives In Light Tunnels Light Tunnels In The Back Of A Town Car, Staring At Myself In A Tux Maneuvering Through The People Out Front Police Barricade, Orange Cones And We're S.. Read »

I Woke Up, Threw Some Sweat Pants On Then I Fed My Cat And I Walked To The Mini Mart And I Really Want A Donut, Shouldn't Get A Donut Bought A Donut, Fuck It Man It's Really Hard Supposed To Be On A Diet, I Wanna Be Like.. Read »

Still Trying To Figure Out What I Find Comforting And Who's Gonna Take Account For All This Suffering? It's Not Always Gloomy I'm Assuming If You Sing Too, It Might Give Me The Power To Wake Up Again Let's Be Honest, It's.. Read »