I Am He As You Are He As You Are Me And We Are All Together.
See How They Run Like Pigs From A Gun, See How They Fly.
I'm Crying.

Sitting On A Cornflake, Waiting For The Van To Come.
Corporation Tee-shirt, Stupid Bloody Tuesday.
Man, You Been A Naughty Boy, You Let Your Face Grow Long.
I Am The Eggman, They Are The Eggmen.
I Am The Walrus, Goo Goo G'joob.

Mister City Policeman Sitting
Pretty Little Policemen In A Row.
See How They Fly Like Lucy In The Sky, See How They Run.
I'm Crying, I'm Crying.
I'm Crying, I'm Crying.

Yellow Mustard Custard, Dripping From A Dead Dog's Eye.
Crabalocker Fishwife, Pornographic Priestess,
Boy, You Been A Naughty Girl You Let Your Knickers Down.
I Am The Eggman, They Are The Eggmen.
I Am The Walrus, Goo Goo G'joob.

Sitting In An English Garden Waiting For The Sun.
If The Sun Don't Come, You Get A Tan
From Standing In The English Rain.
I Am The Eggman, They Are The Eggmen.
I Am The Walrus, Goo Goo G'joob Goo Goo G'joob.

Expert Textpert Choking Smokers,
Don't You Think The Joker Laughs At You?
See How They Smile Like Pigs In A Sty,
See How They Snied.
I'm Crying.

Semolina Pilchard, Climbing Up The Eiffel Tower.
Elementary Penguin Singing Hari Krishna.
Man, You Should Have Seen Them Kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I Am The Eggman, They Are The Eggmen.
I Am The Walrus, Goo Goo G'joob Goo Goo G'joob Goo Goo G'joob.
Goo Goo G'joob Goo