I'm feeling so tired, can't understand it
Just had a fortnight's sleep
I'm feeling so stoned, I'm so distracted
Ain't touched a thing all week

I'm feeling drunk, juiced up and sloppy
Ain't touched a drink all night
And I'm hungry, can't see the reason
Just ate a horse meat pie, alright

Now sing

When you call my name
I salivate like a Pavlov dog
Yeah, when you take me out
My heart is jumping louder than a big bass drum

Yeah, you got to mix it, you got to fix
Must be love, it's a bitch
You got to mix it, you got a fix
It must be luck, it's a bitch

Go down about it

Sometimes I'm sexy, move like a stud
Kicking the stall all night
Sometimes I'm so shy, got to be worked on
Don't have no bark or bite, alright
Yeah, alright

I said, when you call my name
I salivate like a Pavlov dog
Yeah, when you take me out
My heart is drumming louder than a big bass drum

Ooh, yeah

I said hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey
Hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey
Hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey
Hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey

Yeah, how you doin'?
This one's called "Sad Sad Sad"