Rhinestone Kid On A Freeway Star
An '87 Pick-up An' A Red Guitar
Playin' Like An Angel With A Broken Grin
A Song O True Love Fo' His Girl Darlene

They Haven't Seen Each Other For A Year Or So
Man, He Misses Her Like We All Miss That Tv Show
Where He First Performed That Love Song ‘bout A Year Ago
Well, If Ya Haven't Heard It Yet Then This Is How It Goes…

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Like The Buffalos Do It By The Wishing Well
‘cause They Ain't Got Time No Money For A Cheap Motel, Yeah
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Tell Me What Sweeter Thing Could Happen To A Boy An' A Girl?
We Gotta Do It Like Mechanical Wabbits From Hell, Yeah

It Was The Sweetest Song Playin' On The Raid-eeh-oh
From The Edge Of Alabama Down To Me-hee-ko
It Was A Number One Hit But Darlene Didn't Know
Whom Her Fav'rite Song Was Fo
But Everytime She Hears It, Her Heart, Like A Gong,
Would Tremble For The Man For Whom She Longs
…for Whom She Longs….
And ‘en She Starts To Sing Along…

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We Gotta Do It For A Reason, Gotta Do It For Fun
We Gotta Sparkle Like Tequila In The Hot…hot Sun, Yeah!
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We Gotta Do It Like Sinatra Used To Do “my Way”
An' In The Background There's That Beck Dude Singin' Odelay