You Were Crying All The Time
When Your Life Was More Than Fine
I Don't Miss Your Whining

Oh, You Were Always Tugging On My Jeans
Trying To Get All My Green Out
Should've Kicked You The Fuck Out
Cuz I Know I'm Too Good For You

All This Time Wasted On You
Cheating On Me, Everyone Knew
Your Loss
Couldn't Keep Your Legs Crossed

Ended Up Fake Just Like The Rest
Couldn't Get Love Outta Your Chest
Your Loss
Couldn't Keep Your Legs Crossed

Cuz You Wanted More, Attention Whore
All This Time Wasted On You
Couldn't Keep Love In A Tattoo
Your Loss
Couldn't Keep Your Legs Crossed

Yeah, Ok, The Sex Was Great
But Let Me Tell You The Things I Hate
Gotta Get Out My List, Girl

You Were Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde
I Never Knew Who I Would Find
I Should Have Saw The Signs

Oh, And I Know I'm Too Good For You
(with The Puking On The Floor)
Yeah, I Know I'm Too Good For You

All This Time Wasted On You
Cheating On Me, Everyone Knew
Your Loss
Couldn't Keep Your Legs Crossed

Ended Up Fake Just Like The Rest
Couldn't Get Love Outta Your Chest
Your Loss
Couldn't Keep Your Legs Crossed

Cuz You Wanted More, Attention Whore
All This Time Wasted On You
Couldn't Keep Love In A Tattoo
Your Loss
Couldn't Keep Your Legs Crossed

Hey, Baby, I Have One Regret
Saving The Life Of A Selfish Rat
That I Feed Like A Cat, Yeah

Next Time You're Up On That Bridge
I Hope The Guy You're With Don't Give A Shit The Way I Did

When You're At Your Next Big Bump
I Hope To God That You Jump Off The Top It, Baby

Let Me Tell You, Girl
There'll Be No Tears On My Face
Cuz The World Be Such A Better, Better Place Without You

With One Less Attention Whore
That's Puking All Over The Floor
(when You Going Grow Up, Sugar?)

Hey, I Know This Might Sound Harsh
But You Pushed Me Way Too Far, Girl, Yeah

All This Time Wasted On You
Cheating On Me, Everyone Knew
Your Loss
Couldn't Keep Your Legs Crossed

No, You Ended Up Fake Just Like The Rest
Couldn't Get Love Outta Your Chest
Your Loss Couldn't Keep Your Legs Crossed

No, All This Time Wasted On You
Cheating On Me, All I Went Trough
Your Loss
Couldn't Keep Your Legs Crossed

No, You Ended Up Fake Just Like The Rest
Couldn't Get Love Outta Your Chest
Your Loss
Couldn't Keep Your Legs Crossed

Cuz You Wanted More, Attention Whore
All This Time Wasted On You
Couldn't Keep Love In A Tattoo
It's Your Loss
Couldn't Keep Your Legs Crossed No

Karma's A Bitch, Girl
Pay Backs Even Worst
I Sure As Hell Got Mine