The Sleepless Nights, The Daily Fights,
The Quick Toboggan When You Reach The Heights,
I Miss The Kisses, And I Miss The Bites,
I Wish I Were In Love Again.

The Broken Dates, The Endless Waits,
The Lovely Loving, And The Hateful Hates,
The Conversations With The Flying Plates,
I Wish I Were In Love Again.

No More Pain, No More Strain,
Now I'm Sane, But I Would Rather Be Punch-drunk.

The Pulled Out Fur Of Cat And Cur,
The Fine Mismating Of A Him And Her,
I've Learned My Lesson, But I Wish I Were
In Love Again.

The Furtive Sigh, The Blackened Eye,
The Words: "I Love You, 'til The Day I Die”,
The Self Deception That Believes The Lie,
I Wish I Were In Love Again.

When Love Congeals It Soon Reveals,
The Faint Aroma Of Performing Seals,
The Double-crossing Of A Pair Of Heels,
I Wish I Were In Love Again.

No, No More Care, No, No Despair,
Now I'm All There (now), But I'd Rather Be Punch-drunk.

Believe Me Sir, I Much Prefer,
The Classic Battle Of A Him And Her,
I Don't Like Quiet, And I Wish I Were,
In Love Again, In Love Again, In Love Again