I Saw Star Wars At Least Eight Times
Had The Pac-man Pattern Memorized
I've Seen The Stuff They Put Inside... Stretch Armstrong
Yeah

I Was Roger Style Back In My Backyard
Had A Shoe Box Full Of Baseball Cards
And A Couple Of Evil Canivil Scars On My Right Arm

I Was A Kid When Elvis Died
And My Mama Tried...

It Was 1970 Something
In The World That I Grew Up In
Fara Faucett Hairdoo Days, Bell Bottoms And A-track Tapes
Lookin' Back Now I Can See Me
And Oh Man Did I Look Cheesy
I Wouldn't Trade Those Days For Nothin'
Oh, It Was 1970 Somethin'

It Was The Dawning Of A New Decade
We Got Our First Microwave
Dad Broke Down And Finally Shaved Those Sideburns Off
I Took The Stickers Off Of My Rubix Cube
Watched MTV All Afternoon
My First Love Was Daisy Duke
Wit Them, Cut-off Jeans
Space Shuttle Fell Out Of The Sky
And The Whole World Cried

It Was 1980 Somethin'
In The World That I Grew Up In
Skating Rinks And Black Trans Ams
Big Hair And Parachute Pants
Lookin' Back Now I Can See Me
And Oh, Man Did I Look Cheesy
I Wouldn't Trade Those Days For Nothin'
Oh, It Was 1980 Somethin'

Now I Got A Mortgage And An SUV
But All This Responsibility
Makes Me Wish Sometimes...

It Was 1980 Somethin'
In The World That I Grew Up In
Skating Rinks And Black Trans Ams
Big Hair And Parachute Pants
Lookin' Back Now I Can See Me
And Oh, Man Did I Look Cheesy
I Wouldn't Trade Those Days For Nothin'
Oh, It Was 1980 Somethin'

1970 Somethin'...

Oh, It Was 19 Somethin'...