(Tennant/Lowe)

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I'm An Artist Honey

You'll See Me Sometimes

Making Crazy Pictures Out Of Music And Rhymes

Costume Changes

Performed With Poise

Dancing In Formation

With A Couple Of Boys

I Take Them On The Road

With My Reel-to-reels

I'm An Artist Honey

You Know How That Feels?



It's The Greatest Show

With The Best Effects

Since Disco-Tex

And The Sexelettes



It's The Greatest Show

With The Best Effects

Since Disco-Tex

And The Sexelettes



It's All About Wonder

The Power To Be

Like Thunder Expressing Electricity



It's The Greatest Show

With The Best Effects

Since Disco-Tex

And The Sexelettes



Disco-Tex And The Sexelettes



Call It Performance

Call It Art

I Call It Disaster

If The Tapes Don't Start

I've Put All My Life

Into Live Lip-sync

I'm An Artist Honey

You Gonna Get Me A Drink?



It's The Greatest Show

With The Best Effects

Since Disco-Tex

And The Sexelettes



It's All About Wonder

The Power To Be

Like Thunder Expressing Electricity



It's The Greatest Show

With The Best Effects

Since Disco-Tex

And The Sexelettes



Disco-Tex And The Sexelettes