(Cledus T. Judd/Deana Carter/Rhonda Hart)

A Mason Jar Full Of Shine; A CD Of LeAnn Rimes.
Is What I Bought For Our Anniversary Tonight.
Now Here I Stand, With My Petunias In Hand.
And You've Got A Headache Again.

I Hit A Yard Sale, Cut My Toenails,
Trimmed My Nose Hairs Just Right.
I Thought You'd Be Impressed, By My New Huntin' Vest,
But There's No Chance Tonight.

It Ain't The First Time This Year; It'll Be TV And Beer.
I 'bout Forgot What It's Like To Be Kissed.
As I Sleep On The Floor, While She Sniffles And Snores.
Did I Shave My Back For This?

Ow, This Things Duller Than A Dead Blade Butter Knife.

Now I Bet She'll Regret The Fact That She Didn't Let,
Me Take Her To That Motel With A Pool.
You Know It's So Hard To Find Free HBO And Showtime.
And Them Vibratin' Beds Sure Are Cool.

I Souped Up The RV, Fired Up My Flowbe,
Trimmed My Toupee Just Right.
Tried Self-tanning Cream, It Turned My Skin Green,
Er, You Know The Directions Said That It Might.

Well It's A Mystery To Me, Why She Don't Like Cledus T.
Most Find Me Hard To Resist.
I'm Wearin' My Brand New Drawers, And Wonderin' What The Heck For!
Did I Shave My Back For This?

Deanna, Did I Shave My Back For This?
Ooh Ooh Ooh.