I Met Him In A Cloud Down In La-la Land

Where It's Floppy And Stretchy Just Like A Rubber Band

B-A-N-D Band

He Walked Up To Me And He Twisted Back My Arm

I Asked Him His Name And In A Gurgly Voice He Said

Dodo

D-O-D-O Dodo

Do-do-do-do Dodo



Well I Ain't The World's Most Flexible Guy

But When He Jack-hammered My Back He Didn't Broke My Spine

Oh My, Dodo

Do-do-do-do-dodo

Do-do-do-do-dodo

Well I'm Not Dumb But I Can't Really See

Why He Wears All This GAP And Doesn't Let Me Call Him G

Oh My, Dodo

Do-do-do-do-dodo

Do-do-do-do-dodo



Well, We Drank Lemonade And Stayed Up And Boxed

And Played Tag With A Cinderblock

He Picked Up A Hammer And Banged My Knee

But I Was Used To It And I Didn't Scream

Well, He's Not The World's Most Sweet Guy,

But When I Looked In His Eyes, Well I Almost Fell For My

Dodo

Do-do-do-do-dodo

Do-do-do-do-dodo

Dodo

Do-do-do-do-dodo

Do-do-do-do-dodo



I Kicked Him Away

I Charged Like A Boar

I Tripped To The Floor

I Got Off Of My Knees

Then I Whacked His Face And He Did The Same To Me



Well That's The Way That It Stayed

And I Always Want To Kick The Noggin Of My Dodo

Do-do-do-do-dodo

Boys Will Whack Boys And Boys Will Whack Girls

It's A Crazy, Zany, Stupid World Especially Dodo

Do-do-do-do-dodo



Well We Tunneled Underground Just A Week Before

And I'd Never Ever Met A Groundhog Before

But Dodo Laughed And Bent Back My Hand

And Said “Zack Attack You're A Funny Man!”



Well I'm Not The World's Most Masculine Man

But I Know What I Am And I'm Glad I'm A Man

And So Is Lola

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