Three Nights Ago I Was At A Disco

Man, I Wanted To Bump,

I Was Raring To Go

And This Big Fat Woman, Bumped Me On The Floor

She Was Raring To Go, That Chick Was Raring To Go

Then She Did A Dip, Almost Broke My Hip

She Was Getting Down, That Chick Was Getting Down

She Wanted To Bump Some More, But I Told Her, "no!"

You Done Knocked Me Down Once (2x)

Said If You Want To Dance Find You A Big Fat Man

Y'all Both Can Get On Down, Y'all Both Can Get On Down

Huh!



Chorus:



I Ain't Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat Woman (4x)

Lord, I Ain't Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat Woman

I Ain't Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat Woman (3x)



Somebody Take Her

She's Too Big For Me

She'll Knock Me Down



She Came Over To Me, Snatched Me Out Of My Seat

She Wanted To Get On Down, Still Wanted To Get On Down

I Told Her To Go On And Leave Me Alone

I Ain't Getting Down

You Done Hurt My Hip Once

I Know What You'll Doll Ain't Gonna Bump With You !!