Perhaps One Of The Most Interesting Words

In The English Language Today, Is The Word F**k.

Out Of All Of The English Words Which Begin With The Letter F, F**k Is The Only Word Referred To As The "F" Word, It's The One Magical Word.

F**k As Most Words In The English Language,

Is Derived From German,

The Word "fricken[?]", Which Means To Strike.

In English, F**k Falls Into Many Grammatical Categories.



As A Transitive Verb, For Instance.

John F**k-ed Shirley.

As An Intransitive Verb, Shirley F**kS.

It's Meaning's Not Always Sexual;

It Can Be Used As An Adjective, Such As

John's Doing All The F**k-ing Work.

As Part Of An Adverb,

Shirley Talks Too F**k-ing Much.

As An Adverb Enhancing An Adjective,

Shirley Is F**k-ing Beautiful.

As A Noun, I Don't Give A F**k.

As Part Of A Word Abso-f**kING-lutely,

Or In-f**kING-credible.

And, As Almost Every Word In The Sentence,

F**k The F**k-ing F**k-ers.



As You Must Realize,

There Aren't Too Many Words

With The Versatility Of F**k.

As In These Examples Describing Situations

Such As Fraud,

I Got F**k-ed At The Used Car Lot.

Dismay, Aw F**k It.

Trouble, I Guess I'm Really F**k-ed Now.

Agression, Don't F**k With Me Buddy.

Difficulty, I Don't Understand This F**k-ing Question.

Inquiry, Who The F**k Was That?

Dissatisfaction, I Don't Like What The F**k Is Going On Here.

Incompetence, He's A F**k-off.

Dismissal, Why Don't You Go Outside And Play Hide-and-go-f**k Yourself?



I'm Sure You Can Think Of Many More Examples.

With All These Multi Purpose Applications,

How Can Anyone Be Offended When You Use The Word?

We Say, Use This Unique, Flexible Word More Often In Your Daily Speech.

It Will Identify The Quality Of Your Character Immediately.

Say It Loudly, And Proudly!

F**k You!