The One Chord Song (copyrighted 1989)
This song only has one chordThat's why your boredThis song only has one chordThat's why your boredOne chordYour boredYour boredOne chord.. Read »
Tak Cinta Lagi
Sudah, sudah kuputuskanUntuk benar - benar meninggalkanDirimu yang tak penah bisa tahanMenghadapi segala macam godaanMeski t'lah kucoba setiaTapi ternyata percumaKu tak cinta lagi denganmuKu tak bisa lagi denganmuBuat apa mencintaimuAku tak mau, tak mauKu.. Read »
Tv Weather Guy
My father was a lawyer, mom's at universityMy brother and my sister, they both have their Ph.D.My grampa was a pilot shooting Nazis from t he skyBut I am the most famous, I'm a TV weather guyHe smiles at the camera and tells a little jokeH e always says i.. Read »
Things Are Looking Bad For Santa
When Christmas rolls around Santa's busy in his shop Managing his elves and trying to cut costs His plant is out of date it needs modernization He has quite a large debt accumulation Elves are expensive, they do not come cheap And you would not believe t.. Read »
The War Of 1812
Oo come back proud canadiansbefore you had tvno hockey night in canadathere was no cbcin 1812 madison was madhe was the president, you knowbut he thought he tell the british where they ought to gohe thougth he'd invade canadahe thought that he was toughin.. Read »
The Same Christmas Cake
Christmas makes me realize how greatly things do change Friends lose touch, people age, and family moves away But it is what had stayed the same that gives me the most tears For I've had the same Christmas cake for almost thirty years Granny made it back.. Read »
The Last Saskatchewan Pirate
I used to be a farmer and I made a living fineI had a little stretch of land along the C.P. LineBut times were hard, and though I tried, the money wasn't thereAnd bankers came and took my land, and told me "fair is fair".I looked for every kind of job, th.. Read »
The Happy Happy Birthday
Once a year we celebrate,With stupid hats and plastic plates,The fact that you were able to makeAnother trip around the sun.And the whole clan gathers 'round,And gifts and laughter do abound.And we let out a joyful soundAnd sing that stupid song.Happy bir.. Read »
The Gaelic Song
Through the ages, through war, pestilence and sleet, the Celtic culture has survived, it's songs and dances passed from father to son, from mother to daughter, from uncle to goat. And though few still speak Gaelic, the ancient language of the Celts, all h.. Read »
The Credit Song
Best things in life are not freeBut you don't need to have moneyTo get the things that you want to ownYou just have to get a loanWhen you buy, small or largeJust put it on your credit cardYou can live like a kingNot paying for a single thing Put it on cre.. Read »