My Father Was A Lawyer, Mom's At University


My Brother And My Sister, They Both Have Their Ph.D.


My Grampa Was A Pilot Shooting Nazis From T He Sky


But I Am The Most Famous, I'm A TV Weather Guy





He Smiles At The Camera And Tells A Little Joke


H E Always Says It's Sunny If The Telestrator's Broke


Thinks A Meteorologist Knows What Falls From The Sky


But He's Got A Steady Income As A TV Weather Guy





They Said That I'm Not Qualified To Be On The TV


Don't Know Celsius From Fahrenheit So I Just Say Degrees


I Just Read The Temperatures And Make Up A Bunch Of Lies


And End Up Being Right More Than The Guy On Channel Five





He Smiles At The Camera And Tells A Little Joke


He Always Says It's Sunny If The Telestrator's Broke


Thinks Cloud Are Made From Cotton That Have Blown Up To The Sky


But He's Got A Steady Income As A TV Weather Guy





On Saturdays I Must Be Out Of Bed By Five A.M.


Put On A Ton Of Make-up And Then Stare At The Camera Lens


Greeting All The Viewers With A "Hi-hi-hip-hello!"


'Cause It's The Day I Have To Host A Kiddie Cartoon Show





He Smiles At The Camera Then To His Puppet Sock


He Raves About The Crayon Drawings Of The Family Dog


Did A Promo At The Shopping Mall And Made The Children Cry


He's A Lousy Clown But A Good TV Weather Guy





They Said That I'm Not Cute Enough To Be An Anchorman


Not Tough Enough For Sports And For The Arts I Was Too Bland


But I Know That Some Day I Will Reach My TV Goal


When I Guest Star On Baywatch Or 90210





'Til Then I'll Smile At The Camera And Tell A Little Joke


He Always Says It's Sunny If The Telestrator's Broke


He Wonders Why Big Storms Are Always Named For Other Guys


But He's Got A Steady Income As A TV Weather Guy


He's Got A Steady Income As A TV Weather Guy!