She Looks As An African Queen,
She Eating Twelve Chapattis And Cream,
She Tastes As Mongolian Lamb,
She Coming From Out Of Bahran.

What A Shame Mary Jane
Had A Pain At The Party.
What A Shame Mary Jane.
What A Shame Mary Jane
Had A Pain At The Party.

She Like To Be Married With Yeti,
He Grooving Such Cooky Spaghetti,
She Jumping As Mexican Bean
To Make That Her Body More Thin.

What A Shame Mary Jane
Had A Pain At The Party.
What A Shame Mary Jane.
What A Shame Mary Jane
Had A Pain At The Party.

She Catch Patagonian Pancake
With That One A Gin Party Makes.
She Having All The Ways Good Contacts,
She Making With Apple An Contract.

What A Shame Mary Jane
Had A Pain At The Party.
What A Shame Mary Jane.
What A Shame Mary Jane
Had A Pain At The Party.

All Together Now:

What A Shame Mary Jane
Had A Pain At The Party.
What A Shame Mary Jane.
What A Shame Mary Jane
Had A Pain At The Party.

She Looks As An African Queen,
She Tastes As Mongolian Lamb.

What A Shame Mary Jane
Had A Pain At The Party.
What A Shame Mary Jane.
What A Shame Mary Jane
Had A Pain At The Party.

What A Shame Mary Jane
Had A Pain At The Party.
What A Shame Mary Jane.
What A Shame Mary Jane
Had A Pain At The Party.