Today's Youth Don't Want A Volvo

They Don't Want A Jaguar

They Don't Want Semi-dry Wine

Mercedes Is What They Want!

Today's Youth Don't Want A Roll-on

They Don't Want Model Planes

They Don't Want Curried Beef And Rice

Just Adidas Is What They Want!

Today's Youth Don't Want Erica Young

They Don't Want T.S. Elliott

They Want Hard Bodied Idols

And Just A Bit More Cash

Today's Youth Don't Want Kmicic

They Don't Want Race Bikes

Every Stupid Dick Is A Super Agent Bond

Cheap Gas (you Know) Is What They Want

But I Don't Want It!

But I Don't Need It!

I Like To Be Who I Am!

Today's Youth Don't Wanna Dive Deep

They Want The Second Hand Emotion

They Want The Cheap Drugs Trip

And The Long Kiss In Slow Motion

Todays Youth Like XXL Partys

But They Have No Money

The Second Class Heroes, Absolute Zeroes

If Something's Wrong, They Need Mummy...

But I Don't Want It!

But I Don't Need It!

I Like To Be Who I Am!