As Merry As The Days Were Long

"I Am Right And You Are Wrong"



Back At The Old Grey School

I Would Win And You Would Lose



But You've Got Everything Now

You've Got Everything Now

And What A Terrible Mess I've Made Of My Life

Oh, What A Mess I've Made Of My Life



No, I've Never Had A Job

Because I've Never Wanted One



I've Seen You Smile

But I've Never Heard You Laugh



So Who Is Rich And Who Is Poor ?

I Cannot Say ... Oh



Oh, You Are Your Mother's Only Son

And You're A Desperate One

Oh ...



But I Don't Want A Lover

I Just Want To Be Seen ... Oh ... In The Back Of Your Car



A Friendship Sadly Lost ?

Well This Is True ... And Yet, It's False

Oh ...



But Did I Ever Tell You, By The Way ?

I Never Did Like Your Face

Oh ...



But You've Got Everything Now

You've Got Everything Now

And What A Terrible Mess I've Made Of My Life

Oh, What A Mess I've Made Of My Life



No, I've Never Had A Job

Because I'm Too Shy



I've Seen You Smile

But I've Never Really Heard You Laugh



So Who Is Rich And Who Is Poor ?

I Cannot Say ... Oh



Oh ...

You Are Your Mother's Only Son

And You're A Desperate One

Oh ...



But I Don't Want A Lover

I Just Want To Be Tied ... Oh ... To The Back Of Your Car

To The Back Of Your Car

To The Back Of Your Car

To The Back Of Your Car

The Back Of Your Car

The Back Of Your Car

Oh ... The Back Of Your Car