Powdered Sugar On Your Fingers, Coffee On Your Shirt

Bribes In Your Pocket, You Never Do Any Work

You Fat Fucking Slob You Just Sit In A Car

Until You Get Off Work Then It's Back To The Bar



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You Fucking Pig-pig

You're A Fucking Cop-cop [x4]



You Never Catch Any Crooks But Harass Everyone Else

Your Fat Fingers Don't Fit The Trigger You're Too Slow To Catch A Nigger

You're A Suburban Cop Because You're Scared Of The City

You Broke A Stool At Dunkin Donuts Because You're So Fucking Fat



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