You've Sure Got A Real Nice Place
So Don't Take This The Wrong Way
But I Can Tell By Your Decorating Taste
You've Been Alone Too Long
You've Got More Candles Than A Midnight Mass
That Fancy Mirror Adds A Touch Of Class
But Do You Know How Good A Mounted Bass
Would Look There On That Wall

[Chorus]
You Need A Man Around Here
You Can't Do It All By Yourself
To Me It's Painfully Clear
That You Could Use A Little Help
Someone To Kill The Spiders
Change The Channel And Drink The Beer
Seems To Me That You Sure Need
A Man Around Here

Thumbing Through Your Stack Of Magazines
I Don't See A Maxim Or Field And Stream
I Haven't Been In A Room This Clean
Since They Took My Appendix Out
Well You've Gotta Be Kidding Me
Don't Tell Me That Thing Is Your TV
My Laptop's Got A Bigger Screen
Baby, There Ain't No Doubt

[Repeat Chorus]

Someone To Kill The Spiders
And By The Way, You're Out Of Beer
Seems To Me That You Sure Need
A Man Around Here
Yeah, It Seems To Me That You Sure Need
A Man Around Here