Well, I'm Gonna Have To Get A New Mailbox
'Cuz All She Left Me Was A Hole
And I'm Gonna Hafta Get A New Washin' Machine
As Soon As I Get Some New Clothes
Well, I Could Close My Eyes And Run Through This House
And Never Once Stub My Big Toe
It Was A Man Who'd Never Been Left Who Said
You Can't Take It With You When You Go

Hell, She Took Everything But The Kitchen Sink
If I Had Me A Glass Lord, I'd Pour Me A Drink
It's A Lesson Hard Learned But It Just Goes To Show
You Can Take It With You When You Go

Well, I'm Sittin' Here On This Hard Floor
Where A Big, Soft Couch Used To Be
And I'm Starin' At A Bug On The Wall
Where There Used To Be A TV
Well, I'd Kill That Sucker In A Heartbeat
If I Could Find Me Anything To Throw
I Was So Naïve To Have Ever Believed
You Can't Take It With You When You Go

Well, She Took Everything But The Kitchen Sink
If I Had Me A Glass Lord, I'd Pour Me A Drink
It's A Lesson Hard Learned But It Just Goes To Show
You Can Take It With You When You Go

Well, She Took Everything But The Kitchen Sink
If I Had Me A Glass Lord, I'd Pour Me A Drink
It's A Lesson Hard Learned But It Just Goes To Show
You Can Take It With You When You Go
I Oughta Call Somebody But I Ain't Got A Phone
Just Goes To Show You Can Take It With You When You Go