If You Go, They'll Say Your Following
If You Don't, Then Your Too Good For Them
If You Smile, You Must Be Ignorant
If You Don't, Whats Your Problem
If Your Down, So Ungratefull
And If Your Happy, Why So Selfish?
You Cant Win No You Cant Win No

The One Who Doesn't Quit Fit In
Underdresses Under Your Skin
Oh A Walking Disaster
Everytime You Try To Fly You End Up Fallin
Out Of Line
Oh You Cant
You Cant Win No

If Your Thin, Call It A Walkin Disease
If Your Not, There All Screamin Obbease
If Your Straight, Why Aren't You Married Yet?
If Your Gay, Why Aren't You Waving A Flag?
If Its Wrong, You'll Never Hit
If Its Right, You'll Always Miss
You Cant Win No You Cant Win No

The One Who Doesn't Quit Fit In
Underdresses Under Your Skin
Oh A Walking Disaster
Everytime You Try To Fly You End Up Fallin
Out Of Line
Oh You Cant
You Cant Win No

And You Try You Try So Hard
But I Swear It On Your Heart
And You Play You Play The Game
But You Pay You Pay For It
You Cant Win No You Cant Win No
If You Speak, You'll Only Piss Them Off
If You Don't, Your Another Robot
If You Stop, They'll Just Say You Quit
If You Don't, You Might Lose Your Sh..
You Cant Win No You Cant Win No
You Cant Win No

The One Who Doesn't Quit Fit In
Underdresses Under Your Skin
Oh A Walking Disaster
Everytime You Try To Fly You End Up Fallin
Out Of Line
Oh You Cant
You Cant Win No

I Cant Win

The One Who Doesn't Quit Fit In
Underdresses Under Your Skin
Oh A Walking Disaster
Everytime You Try To Fly You End Up Fallin
Out Of Line
Oh You Cant
You Cant Win No