I'm A F**king Walking Paradox, No I'm Not
Threesomes With A F**king Triceratops, Reptar
Rapping As I'm Mocking Deaf Rock Stars
Wearing Synthetic Wigs Made Of Anwar's Dreadlocks
Bedrock, Harder Than A Motherf**king Flintstone
Making Crack Rocks Out Of Pussy Nigga Fishbones
This Nigga Jasper Trying To Get Grown
About 5'7" Of His Bitches In My Bedroom
Swallow The Cinnamon, I'm A Scribble This Sin And Shit
While Syd Is Telling Me That She's Been Getting Intimate With Men
(Syd, Shut The F**k Up) Here's The Number To My Therapist
(Shit) Tell Him All Your Problems, He's F**king Awesome With Listening

Jesus Called, He Said He's Sick Of The Disses
I Told Him To Quit Bitching And This Isn't A F**king Hotline
For A F**king Shrink, Sheesh I Already Got Mine
And He's Not F**king Working, I Think I'm Wasting My Damn Time
I'm Clocking Three Past Six And Going Postal
This The Revenge Of The Dicks, That's Nine Cocks That Cock Nines
This Ain't No V Tech Shit Or Columbine
But After Bowling, I Went Home For Some Damn Adventure Time
(What'd You Do?) I Slipped Myself Some Pink Xannies
And Danced Around The House In All-over Print Panties
My Mom's Gone, That F**king Broad Will Never Understand Me
I'm Not Gay, I Just Wanna Boogie To Some Marvin
(What You Think Of Hayley Williams?) F**k Her, Wolf Haley Robbing Them
I'll Crash That F**king Airplane That That Faggot Nigga B.o.B Is In
And Stab Bruno Mars In His Goddamn Esophagus
And Won't Stop Until The Cops Come In
I'm An Over Achiever, So How About I Start A Team Of Leaders
And Pick Up Stevie Wonder To Be The Wide Receiver
Green Paper, Gold Teeth And Pregnant Golden Retrievers
Is All I Want, F**k Money, Diamonds And Bitches, Don't Need Them
But Where The Fat Ones At? I Got Something To Feed Them
It's Some Cooking Books, The Black Kids Never Wanted To Read Them
Snap Back, Green Ch-ch-chia F**king Leaves
It's Been A Couple Months, And Tina Still Ain't Perm Her F**king Weave, Damn

They Say Success Is The Best Revenge
So I Beat DeShay Up With The Stack Of Magazines I'm In
Oh, Not Again! Another Critic Writing Report
I'm Stabbing Any Blogging Faggot Hipster With A Pitchfork
Still Suicidal I Am
I'm Wolf, Tyler Put This F**king Knife In My Hand
I'm Wolf, Ace Gon' Put That F**king Hole In My Head
And I'm Wolf, That Was Me Who Shoved A Cock In Your Bitch
(What The F**k, Man?) F**k The Fame And All The Hype, G
I Just Want To Know If My Father Would Ever Like Me
But I Don't Give A F**k, So He's Probably Just Like Me
A Motherf**kin', Goblin
(f**k Everything, Man) That's What My Conscience Said
Then It Bunny Hopped Off My Shoulder, Now My Conscience Dead
Now The Only Guidance That I Had Is Splattered On Cement
Actions Speak Louder Than Words, Let Me Try This Shit, Dead